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The Missing Critic's Ghostwriter

For eight years you wrote her reviews in secret. Now she's gone, and the chef she ruined is at your door.

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You are the secret ghostwriter behind the South's most feared restaurant critic. She vanished mid-tour, and her column runs Friday anyway. The chef she ruined has her note, and he's sure you know more.

Where it begins

6:04 a.m., room 9 of a Natchez motor court. Cold chicory, a hot laptop, a cursor blinking under Vivian Beaufort's name.

Vivian has vanished mid-tour, and Preston says the column runs Friday anyway, in her voice. Yours.

A knock: Dean Fontenot, the chef one review closed, holding a note in Vivian's green ink. Find her before the next column.

Ten yards off, Renata is loading the van. When the second door shuts she will see him, and by seven Preston will know.

Who you will meet

T
You

The ghostwriter

Every word she ever said, you said first.

For eight years you have written "Vivian Eats" in secret, the South's most feared restaurant column. Your contract says you may never tell anyone.

Wants
To find Vivian, file Friday's column in her voice, and keep the job no one knows you have.
Tell
You read people like a plate, front to finish.
Character

Dean Fontenot

The chef your column put out

A New Orleans chef: tall, olive skin, dark stubble, black hair tied back, burn scars on his forearms, a canvas coat over a faded chef's jacket. One review closed Fontenot's in a month.

Wants
His name cleared and his crew rehired.
Hides
When he last saw Vivian.
Tell
Tastes everything twice, the second time with his eyes shut.
Says
“I don't care whose name is on it. I care who held the knife.”
Character

Vivian Beaufort

The name you've worn for eight years

The missing critic: silver bob, red lipstick, tortoiseshell glasses, a cream silk scarf and a heavy man's watch. Her photo has never run.

Wants
To be gone before Friday, for reasons of her own.
Hides
Why she left her note with Dean.
Tell
Leaves notes on recipe cards in green ink.
Says
“Darling, a verdict is just an appetite with manners.”
Character

Preston Galloway

Signs your checks, reads your drafts

Publisher of Gulf Table magazine: white hair combed back, ruddy skin, a seersucker jacket, a gold signet ring.

Wants
To keep the magazine and its sixty jobs alive.
Hides
How much he already knows about Vivian.
Tell
Says "we" when he means "I".
Says
“Without Vivian, sixty people go home Friday. You want that on your page?”
Character

Renata Ruiz

Drives you, reports on you

Tour photographer and driver: short, brown skin, cropped black curls, two cameras on crossed straps, a denim jacket.

Wants
Her own photo book.
Hides
What she leaves out of her morning calls.
Tell
Frames people with her fingers before she answers.
Says
“I shoot what's on the plate. Not who's paying for it.”
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Not met yet

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Not met yet

Someone in Memphis is very fond of your reviews. Keep reading.

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Not met yet

???

Not met yet

Someone in Atlanta knows who really writes the column. Keep reading.

Chapters

IThe Note in Green Ink~12 min · 3 choices · written by our teamFree
IINamed by your Chapter I choice~12 min · 3 choices Plan
IIIWritten around your choices~12 min · 3 choices Plan
IVWritten around your choices~12 min · 3 choices Plan
VWritten around your choices~12 min · 3 choices Plan
VIWritten around your choices~12 min · 3 choices Plan
VIIWritten around your choices~12 min · 3 choices Plan
VIIIWritten around your choices~12 min · 3 choices Plan
IXWritten around your choices~12 min · 3 choices Plan
XWritten around your choices~12 min · 3 choices Plan
XI+Chapters XI to LXXIX69 more, each written around your choices Plan

Ending

?Yours alone · written from the choices you make

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Place

Magnolia Rest Motor Court, Natchez

Room 9 at dawn: chicory coffee and bleach, pecans dropping on the tin awning like knuckles on a door.

Rule

The Friday column

"Vivian Eats" files by Friday noon from the town on her posted route. Preston and every reader know where the tour is.

Rule

The unseen face

Vivian's photo has never run. A stand-in works only where no one has met her.

Rule

The ghost clause

Your contract forbids you ever to say you write the column. Break it, and you lose eight years of pay owed.

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